• Me:  Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
• Mom:  It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
• Me:  I DID MY WAITING!
• Mom:  Oh, god, not again.
• Me:  TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
• Mom:  Every time.
• Me:  IN AZKABAN!

tumblerrrrrrrrr famuzzzzzzzzz

puppy sized elephants

person: how are you feeling this morning
me: is dead an emotion

malignance:

still ponders how i made it past 10 followers

hellohannahh:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

guccimom:

i hope boys think it’s cute when a girl eats a tray of brownies by herself